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    Craig's Twist Extra: Horses NOT to bet on at Oaklawn

    2:48 PM, Jan 10, 2013   |    comments
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    Oaklawn begins tomorrow, Jan. 11!!! There are more than 1600 horses that have been on the grounds over the last six weeks, working out and getting ready.

    It looks like a big season. And while everywhere you turn, you will be offered tip sheets explaining which horses to bet on. But now, as a public service, I Craig O'Neill, am offering. . .

    THE HORSES YOU DON'T WANT TO BET ON

    ANY HORSE NAMED. . .

    Fiscal Cliff
    Bobby's Harley
    Dustin's Briefs
    Waiting on Entergy
    Post Office Profit
    Obama's First Debate
    Mitt's November
    Convenience Store Sushi
    Patreaus
    Replacement Refs
    Invest in Facebook
    Craig's Jokes

    Or . . . .
    Any horse that was an investment by John L Smith
    Or. . .
    Any horse whose jockey is listed as Chris Christie
    Or. . .
    Any horse picked by the Mayans

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